Driving in Ohio

I am a 30-something woman living in Ohio. I would rather be vague because I’m pretty familiar with the way potential employers, etc, will search for people and gather information about them online. For that reason, I will try to be as anonymous as possible.

Let me tell you a little something about driving in Ohio . . . the drivers are retarded. Simply put, I have never lived anywhere with so many people who prefer to drive BELOW the speed limit. Soccer moms in their minivans will run red lights to get in front of the school bus, but then drive 45-mph in a 55-mph zone. Those are my personal favorite. Another favorite, the people who will practically run over children in a residential suburban neighborhood and then proceed to go less than the speed limit, as mentioned above. In a 25-mph zone the soccer mom will run stop signs and drive 40-mph, but get on a state highway and look out, 45-mph incoming. I love it!!

Another thing, what is up with all of the people who back into parking spaces? Most of the people that I see regularly doing it are driving giant trucks and almost always come close to hitting the car next to them. Why not just pull in and back out, it will take less time than backing in?

What shall we discuss tomorrow? How about Key Bank and the way they like to fuck their customers in the ass without lubricant?